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Hi 19 I’m dad.

Similar to movie theater seats. No one else in the theater, the next person walks in and sits right behind me except no GPS.

I believe that life as we know it exists somewhere else in the universe .

Just wait till your flashlight needs to connect to wifi via an app that you download and log in via Facebook or Google and only works if gps is enabled and it also has to have access to your contacts and it gets your first born child.

I had a microwave that moved the plate side to side which worked really well for heating anything solid, but heating liquids usually resulted in a mess.

Niiiiiiccee

It’s a water heater, not a hot water heater, why would anyone want to heat water that’s already hot?

I never considered the cat aspect. My grip on reality has been undone.

I suppose you feel the same way on the “soup is cereal” too?

I’ve got a cat that does the same thing, just licks the gravy, I made the mistake one day of getting the patte, my other cat scarfed it down no problem, but miss priss sat there next to her bowl looking at it then looking at me like um this must be fixed immediately.

The supreme cunts can just change their ruling whenever they feel like it, so as long as it’s their boss tRump it’s fine but anyone they tRump doesn’t like they’ll just make another decision saying you can’t do that anymore.

That scene where Raphael shouts damn broke my 10 year old brain, the ninja turtles cussing 😳

Never worked a job where coworkers touched, slapped or groped each other. I did have a coworker who was keeping a “journal” on a shared computer write about wanting to choke me, I reported him to my supervisor nothing came of it. He eventually threatened a coworker in front of an office full of people , he was immediately fired after that.

Maybe if more good people like yourself spoke out against the hateful ones Christianity would attract more people.

I’m sure they exist, My point was they aren’t the majority. I’ve met plenty of nice people and nice Christians, My experience with Christians as a majority is they aren’t open or accepting,

Strange we rarely hear from the vast majority or least the vast majority doesn’t speak out to condemn their hateful brothers and sister, in fact I’ve yet to meet one of these open and accepting Christians in my 44 years on this earth and I live in a heavily populated christian city.

Every accusation is a confession. Also it’s funny to think everyone is a latent homosexual all they need is to come in contact with another homosexual to activate their homosexuality.

I wish men wearing speedos weren’t considered gay, I know how unpopular this idea is but try swimming in them just once and you’ll hate going back to those clumsy board shorts.

While you’re waiting to die, please feel free to suffer in agony because assisted suicide isn’t profitable uh I mean ethical.