oni ᓚᘏᗢ
void linux user.
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the corn thing is still on, huh
6·5 days agoThis is a party question that I do to break the ice, it has 2 variants. The first one is:
“you died, sad. but hey, you go to heaven and guess what, god is there to receive you, he do something very cool for everyone who reaches him, he want to show you 5 statistics of your life, but you need to choose only 5. It can be whatever, like, how many pens you run out of ink, or more specific, like, how many times did you left somebody hanged on with the high five and you didn’t realized. Which 5 statistics you choose to see?”
Some people choose “how many times I was close to dead” as one of their five statistics, and the second variant is:
“You are blessed with some cool ass ability: you can left-click on people, but the menu that opens is something that you only can see, and what you see is not a menu, is a statistics table of that person. Which 5 statistics of every person would you like to know?”
The liberty of choose 5 statistics is the same as the first question.
Insidern zufolge bereitet er bereits eine vereinfachte Variante des Sprungs für Kurzauftritte vor, bei der lediglich der rechte Arm gehoben wird.
Smusktika
Elon is already practicing in the picture
First requisite: you need to be alone.
the only union that they agree with…
No way this is real. I had to search for it in ddg. Oh my god. I got the biggest cringe attack I’ve ever had in this year so far. FIFA is really a professional bootlicker.
2·7 days agoSteven Universe and Uncle Grandpa
spoiler
/s
I upvote when I really like the post, it’s not something that I do often. I don’t dislike, rather, if I see that a user is posting a lot of things that really I don’t like I do block the user.
Once I read a creepypasta where the wealthy spent a lot of money paying research and development of immortality, only achieving a worse version of cancer. The wealthy obviously went dead.
Really? Are people out there that thinks that death is a design flaw? I know it’s shitpost, but it’s based on something after all
le fuck yeah
1·9 days agoSorry. I forgot add “/s” at the end. Thanks for the clarify.
why