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Cake day: December 2nd, 2023

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  • While you’re spouting nonsense, this is happening:

    https://www.infoq.com/news/2025/11/redis-vulnerability-redishell/

    The vulnerability exploits a 13-year-old UAF memory corruption bug in Redis, allowing a post-auth attacker to send a crafted Lua script to escape the default Lua sandbox and execute arbitrary native code. This grants full host access, enabling data theft, wiping, encryption, resource hijacking, and lateral movement within cloud environments.

    13 years. That’s how long it took to find a critical safety vulnerability in one of the most popular C open source codebases, Redis. This is software that was expertly written by some of the best engineers in the world and yet, mistakes can still happen! It’s just that in C a “mistake” can often mean a memory-safety bug that would put user data at risk (…) That’s the nature of memory-safety bugs in C: they can hide in plain sight.





  • realizing that women are also horny and lonely was a major revelation to me. I thought I was fat and ugly, turns out all you have to do is be true to yourself and not hide in a hole.

    Do you know how to talk to strangers in public? Are you afraid of asking for directions or recommendations? Do you ever just tell somebody their outfit is awesome? Commiserate about the rain and wish people a good day?

    Get comfortable doing those things without it being an “OMG I am lonely date me please” situation, and It’ll be much more natural to say “want to grab a coffee?” without coming across as a weirdo.