i locked my keys in my car 4 times in a year and i learned that the bigger and noisier my keys are, the harder it is for me to forget them

after cooking them, throw them into a big bowl of ice water and crack the bottoms, that way as they cool, the egg shrinks and pulls the water underneath the shell, easy peel every time for me

it’s never lupus lookin ass

okay, i remember reading some copypasta at some time or other specifically going over the idea of art as a tax write off with multiple parties and levels of the whole thing involved, does anyone remember what i’m talking about? that’s obviously the insider art.