saw an old black man working as a shoe shine at a nice hotel when I was in Alabama roughly a decade ago for work. felt really fucking bad and weird. had to triple take to make sure it was a real human and not some gross tribute, but sure enough… then I had to look all around me just to see who else might be in disbelief or what else I might be missing

Alabama, never again

still using my pizza gateway 3000 🐄

damn right. I might be dumb but I ain’t stupid

closed for less sunlight through the bathroom windows that reflect off my mirror out into the room

I feel like ‘guys’ could work alright

why I shop at night or as close to closing time as possible, and also why I have no issue getting close with people as and assertive for space or passage. you wanna go in public and act like nobody else exists? I’ll act like you don’t exist

skill issue

this is how we do pour over bean juice en mi casa

one is mike jackson, one is a cute giggle, the last one is a sociopath

she’s queen, dear lord

I’ve been known to playfully lick or kiss a lady pit. I’ma get up in there eventually 😏

goatse left such a cultural impact

Lfg

Don’t try to reason with an unreasonable person, the hoarder. Call your own shots and do what you need to do. If you factor in a bunch of input from the illogical problem source, where do you think you’ll end up?

Either subject yourself to it and accept the work or don’t, but trying to work with them will derail your efforts.

No, it’s not your direct problem, but given that you say you cannot move for whatever reason, you seem to yield to it being your indirect problem.

Your motivation is cleanliness, space, and new beginnings. Everything that comes with those. If that’s not enough for any of you, cozy up with complacency until you can move out.

usually clean up the nine iron with a brush, close enough

If you don’t leave your Kirk marches lookin like kid rock halftime rangers, are you really celebrating life?

I keep this in mind after selling my home and going back to renting, it was obvious which landlords needed the money. I have no issue telling somebody I’ll move in a month if rent would be changing or any other fuckery.

I may be renting currently, but I am financially stable and have always made above median family income for my areas. I have owned homes, I know what it entails and the finances look like, and I have enough for a down payment on a home as needed, I am evaluating life on more temporary terms currently.

now… I know I can search gag reflex girlfriend and the results I’ll get and enjoy, but… what’s the particular one you mention about

anything but the boo box!