Constantine

I dislike fake outrage that pokes fingers at innocent turns of phrases.

Yes. I know, un-be-lievable.

Anime

Microsoft Works

Dorsey: lmao, for you.

The closer you are to the blast, the better. This ensures a quick and painless death. If your’e really frightened of nuclear weapons, rest easy in a flat in a major city. You won’t have to suffer any of the scary mutations or side effects of rural folk.

Source for your study?

annoyi-

Starting your next sentence even if you know the other person hasn’t finished thier last word yet.

God: “lol, it was just me, but like, not me.”

Holy Spirit: “Me too. The same guy but also, not the same guy.”

My mom’s favorite pastor is dead, but I’ll still tell her about this.

She believes in a magic sky god who set his own rules up for us to fail by way of damnation. A pastor coming back to life wouldn’t be a jump in her reality.

Would you click if she was?

Never ask out someone while they are on the job.

1000%

Follow her home first.

Lib vs Left vs Tankie

Mother Nature: cracks knuckles “lemme in, coach”

Start by making some content for the systems you already fucking have. My ps5 gets closer to facebook marketplace every day.

lol, snarky edgelord troll. I downvote :3.

Here we go with this normie shit again.

Use Startpage.

…yay? 😐

As candy goes, that’s about as base-level acceptable as it gets. Was it the last thing at the bottom of a candy bowl and you settled for it?

I’m not teaching a class, here, bud. If you need me to tell you that running LineageOS isn’t somehow a skill equivalent to walking into a store, then we have some serious cultural differences between the US and EU regarding average luddite phone ownership.

The stores don’t charge for helping you, no. It’s the same cost for service instore as out, at least in my experience. For all I know Tmobile started charging ‘install fees’ for putting sim cards in.

America, age 37, nerd-coded

If I asked my mom for her SIM card, she’d ask for her purse so she could attempt to find a credit card that doesn’t exist.

She has no idea how a phone works in any capacity. I’m not being insulting about it, I am informing you of blatant and honest truth.

My cousins, people my age are a hard maybe, I know two family members who went in-store recently. They treat their phones like cars. They use them and that’s as deep as it goes.