I gloat at the odd Epstein article but I don’t read everything. I don’t need to know all that. If you want to keep your sanity in times like these you gotta live in the moment. Enjoy every little thing like it’s the first time you’re experiencing it. Keep your worries to what you can control. And don’t try to control things you can’t. It’s actually easier to learn this while times are tough.

Me and the pigeons in front of my window. Once you realize how they’re different and additionally name them there’s no going back.

Today they use this sleek and futuristic implement for episiotomies

Nobody would wish harm upon an innocent cardboard box

Based and parasympathetic nervous system pilled

An education system that doesn’t aim to turn the population into diligent cattle.

The kebab shop down the road makes burgers too and they’re better than everything I’ve had from one of the large chains while still distinctly feeling like junk food.

No not a man, two chicks

They’re gonna need a huge rocket

Isn’t he Jizzlane Maxwell’s boyfriend?

If you end up going for it I’d get two cats, ideally socialized ones from a shelter or previous owner. That way they’re not lonely while you’re gone and you can skip the (cute but much more involved) kitten stage.

What we do in the shadows

Way!

The day you give birth, the day you piss out bladder stones, the day your salmonella infection kicks in, the day your aneurysm pops, the day you get executed. Just a glimpse into my dark and twisted mind.

Takes a certain kind of mentality to vibe on a fiend’s couch

Hamburger Cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper Hamburger Cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper

Things that feel bigoted but aren’t 😅