Thank you Daddy, i mean China

Me in the trolley while everyone is arguing

Any album by William Hung, the songbird of our generation

Either way you will feel pain. Just ride it

As long as i dont have to care and can keep focusing on myself

Dam i thought these were upside down stainless steel wine glasses for way too long

The process of dying scares me but not death itself, so fuck it, whatever lets do this

Remember when we were struggling through COVID and they sung imagination to us? Maybe we should sing a song for them to help them?

Probably humans. I said it.

Because I hate Origin Energy

The placement of pineapple on pizza is subjective

in misanthropy we call this being human

Me not having kids and ending my family line with me:

How many times does Iran need to be clapped? Looks like they won’t leading the Middle East with Russia and China.

Back in my day you could say literally anything online and pull the old “call the internet police” line and nothing would happen.

Not saying it should go back to that or anything, but i gotta admit it was the wild west for a teenager on the internet in the early 2000s lol.

Coming home. My wife always does little reno projects to the house and i work on creating a nice garden. We could only afford something small, but we’ll never have kids so it’s a good forever home.

Dam I used to think I was gonna die partying young, now all these years later I get excited shopping for cactus soil.

Once I got dared to drink some of the juice dripping out of a bin filled with these rotting in the QLD sun

"Ic þancie þe swiðe - "

first time tasting something that sour