Do something or shut the fuck up and stop crying. If you sat on your hands then you don’t get to be mad, simple as.

Doing something is always better than doing nothing. You don’t get to cry if you did nothing, nobody should care about nothing, if you do nothing you are nothing. Stop fucking crying about it.

That is how it works. Don’t break an arm jerking yourself off, there, hero.

Don’t kink shame.

Nah, I’m not mad, just disappointed. You’re disappointing.

David Lynch.

Alcoholism.

His best work was with Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young. Deja Vu is a banger of an album, but if you don’t dig it then you don’t dig it, no art is universal.

Death Race 2000. There has never been a more flawless film.

I can attest, got out of a long term relationship a while back and have had absolutely no interest in getting involved with anyone to any degree, and I have been getting way more attention than I’m used to. Having no interest, however, just leads to me awkwardly smiling, a moment of silence while they’re waiting for reciprocation, and then me saying, “Thanks. Well, you have yourself a good one!” and scurrying away to play Red Dead 2.

Fuck leeches.

Congratulations on your detachment from reality.

True, but you should wash your balls simply because you should wash your balls, but it will never affirm your existence or masculinity or fix any problems in your life other than having stinky balls.

You don’t gotta front, bro, we all want to dick down Gary, it doesn’t make you gay.

Yes.

No. Why bother?

You been a misogynist fuck your whole life?

Well, with that attitude…

“Guys” and “females.”

Zits and curfew aren’t why girls weren’t into you then and it’s not why women aren’t interested in you now, incel boy.