Casualties are to be expected.

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

Onions back!

My comrade in crisis, we can’t even all agree that there is a fire.

Memes demonstrating that Neolithic communication is superior, as written language is abandoned for pictographs on digital walls.

Been down mostly for a week or two, started with DDoS issues, not sure if that’s ongoing or if the onion site is just gone now.

Called one a ra-cist, and he said "Ouch!

Imma steal your account for being such a grouch,

And invite JD on over to the couch."

elements chelements

FTFY

I was crazy once.

Fucking xenos and heretics everywhere.

Don’t catch you slippin’ now

Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!

Seagulls seagulls everywhere.

Leaving presents in my hair.

It gives my scalp a glossy feel.

Who needs shampoo when you can have…

REAL?

🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰

Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown extra-solar colony, c. 2496 AD

He do not feel ashamed!

Hip deep in the Pepto

I got five on her like Ben Folds

I got more tail than that PetCo

You faker than some Sweet’N Low

Yeah, you got some silverware

But really, are you eating though?

D-I-Why?