https://youtube.com/shorts/M21flHkO4Yk

But what else should I jerk off to then?

Porn, Video Games and Youtube Shorts. The Holy Trifecta of Loneliness .

Don’t eat the yellow snow.

That’s when I finish my thesis. Migrating OS + thesis just begs for disaster.

This is exactly what I’m going to do in about 14 days. Fuck Microsoft.

The only correct answer in this thread.

It’s the biggest industry in the world by a very large margin and the most destructive one on a global scale.

Wear a funny hat.

Whats crazier is that in direct current individual electrons don’t travel at the speed of light through the conductor, but only at roughly 1cm/s.

Or, that thanks to the “skin effect” the current actualy travels in a very thin layer below the outside surface of cconductor. Most of the conductor doesn’t transfer power but only maintains the magnetic field to keep the current flowing.

We all know that this extends way way waaaay farther to the right.

Normal

Dude, I think by Sponge was never Bobbed to begin with.

Assuming there are people that give enough of a shit to have a funeral for me is too high praised.

Pineapple flavored

Well, if Hollywood is trying to figure out who to take the money from to close that gender wage gap. Here’s your prime candidate.

“Yeah, thanks for rubbing it in Doc…”

Sad… real sad.

Alexa, play Mambo no. 5

“Bro just one more post processing technology, trust me, just one more and all the clarity issues are going to be fixed, just one more. One more and that’s it, it’s going to look native, just one more. Just let me do one more, please.”

Great, now I can play those blury, washed out, Vaseline smeared UE5 games at 40 FPS on high end hardware with a bit sharper upscaling artifacts. And only have to pay what, $700 more compared to a non GSync monitor?

Nvidia can go and eat sand.

Is that a JoJo reference?

If you say “No I don’t want that.”, legally speaking, Death can’t get you anymore.