They’re selling out.

Clearly they want you to buy a second phone that you can use to find your first phone. And a third of you lose the second.

That’s capitalism - phones all the way down.

There’s no one right answer. It totally depends on you, your parents, and your dynamic. Did/do your parents treat you like shit? Did they blow through their all of their retirement money in 5 years? Are they in a 800k empty house but refuse to downsize for no good reason?

IDFK, ask me when I’m 65.

L‡ | L‡? | !&-‘

Clearly Zeus was mad that Prometheus was… stealing his thunder.

Corporations: why spend our own money when we can get these chumps to spend it for us?

Sugar and caffeine.

IDK where the hell you’re from but I know at least three times as many people with glasses as without. There’s no excuse.

So it turned out that Miss Independent was the real sponge all along.

Mistakes were made.

But this summer a champion will come…

And fix their errors - forever.

Scared & Stupid 2: Rise of l’Otter

My fiancee instantly saw it as π also lol

At first I thought this was from Inspirobot, but then I saw that watermark and second guessed myself. Regardless, I decided to find out what Inspirobot had to say about this.

I don’t know what to make of this.

To be fair, I know at least one person (my dad) who eats steak well done because his stomach gets upset for anything other. So he has a legitimate reason. Personally, AI is my go-to to to salvage well steak. It doesn’t fix the steak obviously, but at least now I won’t throw it out and can eat it.

Five men.

Six words.

Two mistakes.

This summer, they are:

Scared & Stupid (rated R)

What about “cheese qurds?”

I’d hate to live somewhere that spells it “kheese curds.”

Aluminum foil.

Yeah but their aim was even worse than the other idiot. These nutjobs need to get their shit together; I’ve been successfully assassinated in political video games for a fraction of what the Orange Idiot’s done to real people.

That’s 11’8", probably the most famous can opener there is. Although they recently raised the bridge height to make it line up better or something, which resulted in it becoming 12’4". It’s still opens a few cans sometimes though.