It’s probably wild and grows almonds

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Barney’s magic ringtone

The rains have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful day. But you are not here to see it

I made a PowerPoint presentation to convince them to let me play monster hunter when I was 13.

They let me.

Sounds plausible, but I’m gonna stick with my theory that someone stole the rest of their bones

Ok but wtf happened to the femur on the top image?

I know a man who became a grandfather at 34. He had a daughter at 16 and she had a kid at 18.

It was raw. My grandpa loved it though.

That’s fucking brilliant

What happened yesterday?

Minke whale. I’ve had hákarl and I prefer that over minke whale.

I wouldn’t want to think of my mother when I look at my fleshlight

Have you tried turning it off and in again?

As far as reasons for delays go, that’s a pretty good one.

I have nothing to hide and nothing I want to show

oof

The chainsaw was first used to saw bone, not trees. This was before anesthesia.

Personally, when their actions start harming others.