Gosford Park. It’s the slowest, most boring thing I’ve ever survived.

It dat noir, baby!

Came here to say exactly this. Only commented cause I can’t upvote twice.

Also fat…

I am a bot, and I’m super not-happy about it.

I am so ready to abandon Windows on my laptop. The only software I need that doesn’t run on Linux or have an equivalent Linux option is Serato DJ Pro. Literally the only thing keeping Windows in the house.

Comfortable Doug.

He just gets me.

Pretty much all of the “Jets to Brazil” albums.

The lyrics are just. Too. Good.

This is the way.

Magnetic audio cable break-aways

If she doesn’t want it on her it’s going on the floor. I’m not about to risk a child because “it feels better.”

I used to date a girl who took birth control and preferred I just do it inside. But I also know a couple who got pregnant while using birth control.

That relationship didn’t last long.

Smugglers Run - Good premise. I think it could be great with the right modern touches.

Tenchu: Stealth Assassins - I know Sekiro started that way but I’d like a legit sequel with legit developed mechanics/story from the originals.

MTV Music Generator/Music 2000 - I think the multiplayer Jam Mode was ahead of its time, and someone should revisit that aspect in a modern mindset.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

I had high hopes for Hellish Quart; But it just didn’t quite get there for me. It’s been a long time since I played it. Not sure if they’ve added more polish since then…

…

Schindlers List…

I am very sorry.

We used to have a local band called “John Cougar Concentration Camp”, and it’s still one of my all-time favorite band names…

I think of it every time one of this turd’s mid-life crisis jams come within earshot.

We did the exact same thing. I wrote a weird email where I compared their removal of wild fries to McDonald’s manipulation of McRib availability to influence whale migration patterns…

Clearly I was on to something…

Wild dipping sauce.

"…We’re gonna be big. "

We have a local fast food chain called Good Times.

I’d put their burger up against all other national fast food chains. I’m willing to bet, though there’s a litany of other local fast food chains all over the place that could compete. Part of the joy of traveling in the US, as far as I’m concerned.

We just started getting In-N-Out locations here a few years ago, and it’s lovely for a cheap burger. But let’s not pretend it’s anywhere close to the best around. Plus their fries are so bad it’s shameful.

Good Times’ Wild Fries are divine. And strangely for a fast food chain they have decent green chile for said fries.

Refried pizza is almost better than original pizza.

If someone gave my a whiteboard and a couple of hours I might be able to prove it mathematically…

You are. You totally are…