Hello internet! Potatoes are sexy.

I’m here to put the french fries in your happily meal, and I won’t forget to put the toy in the box.

This is a joke excuse to get silly.

  • demonologic@lemmynsfw.com
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    8 months ago

    Damnit, not sure I remember any specifics anymore, but I’ve had sooooo many good laughs over the years while fooling around. I think very few situations benefit from being Taken Very Seriously, and I’m always up for a little giggle – something like cancer is serious, fucking absolutely shouldn’t be 😁

    Actually now that I think about it, a partner once stuck a big peacock feather between my butt cheeks (no, not in me) during an… err… sex intermission because she thought my butt looked nice but could use a little decoration. That was hilarious; since we were taking a break from the hanky panky we were both nude, and I was prancing around with that thing in my butt doing my best peacock act (which I can assure you is surprisingly good.) Eventually we composed ourselves and got on with the fucking 😁

    Also a few cases where I did or said something funny (this is a load-bearing sense of humor) and had someone start laughing into my pussy while eating me 😅 A) it feels super weird but actually kinda good, B) but it’s so hilarious in itself that the whole thing turns into a gigglefest