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minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up79·9 个月前Grandpa was the 1978 regional Fingerblast champion in Fort Wayne Indiana
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·9 个月前Arthritis put an end to his professional career, but he’s been dominating semi-pro, and your Nana, ever since.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up24·edit-29 个月前Candidly, grandpa tells his story: Back in my day, I could really tear it up. See these bad boys right here? He blows on two fingers like the barrel of a smoking pistol Yup, these babies made magic happen. I was the ramminest, jamminest son of a bitch this side of the mighty Mississipp’ A tear wells in his eye, as he recounts the memories. A Finger Blast from the past
minus-squareBobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 个月前“Believe it or not, Your ol’ Pop pop over here could finger fuck a Harley to start on a cold day…”
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 个月前My grandpa never went pro in Fingerblasting, but the guy can untangle christmas lights using only his tongue, so I’m sure she’s fine.
minus-squareFish [Indiana]@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·9 个月前As someone who lives in Fort Wayne, where is this Fingerblast Championship that you speak of?
minus-squarehomesnatch@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 个月前Ask your mom, she’s the competition subject.
minus-squareIron Lynx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 个月前1978 provincial fingerblast champion in Utrecht then?
minus-squareIron Lynx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 个月前Or maybe this fucker’s a tukker and he’s actually the 1978 regional fingerblast champion in Twente 😛
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-29 个月前No from Twente he would be more of a handjob kind of guy: de Tukkerse rukker ;)
minus-squarepancakes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 个月前You can see it written on his face
Grandpa was the 1978 regional Fingerblast champion in Fort Wayne Indiana
Arthritis put an end to his professional career, but he’s been dominating semi-pro, and your Nana, ever since.
Candidly, grandpa tells his story:
Back in my day, I could really tear it up. See these bad boys right here?
He blows on two fingers like the barrel of a smoking pistol
Yup, these babies made magic happen. I was the ramminest, jamminest son of a bitch this side of the mighty Mississipp’
A tear wells in his eye, as he recounts the memories. A Finger Blast from the past
“Believe it or not, Your ol’ Pop pop over here could finger fuck a Harley to start on a cold day…”
What about your nana?
My grandpa never went pro in Fingerblasting, but the guy can untangle christmas lights using only his tongue, so I’m sure she’s fine.
To shreds, you say.
As someone who lives in Fort Wayne, where is this Fingerblast Championship that you speak of?
Ask your mom, she’s the competition subject.
Nah opa be Dutch
1978 provincial fingerblast champion in Utrecht then?
That works!
Or maybe this fucker’s a tukker and he’s actually the 1978 regional fingerblast champion in Twente 😛
No from Twente he would be more of a handjob kind of guy: de Tukkerse rukker ;)
You can see it written on his face