• SrElsewhere@lemmy.worldOP
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    1 year ago

    Okay, the people have spoken. And I hear you.

    You want the guy to have a mortgage.

    So our fraudster now definitely has a mortgage.

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      The voters continue to speak! And they’re unhappy. This is unacceptable.

      To placate those angered by the probability of there being a mortgage while simultaneously assuaging the concerns of there not being a mortgage, our guy now may have a mortgage. But here’s the great thing for anyone unsettled by that possibility - he may not!

      May there now be peace and tranquility for everyone so deeply committed to uncovering The True Facts behind shitposts.