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EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Tall, short, whatever—we're all screwed

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Tall, short, whatever—we're all screwed

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EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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    You can’t reach the top shelf without a footstool, I can’t reach the bottom shelf without excruciating pain.

    We are not the same.

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      Why every factory maintenance crew I have ever seen has like 3 tall guys and 3 short guys with no one in-between.

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      Yeah I work at an Amazon delivery station, I feel for the super tall dudes who decide to work there and they have to bend down 200 times a day to put a package in a bag

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    People of average height:

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    I really want to hear more about muffin encryption.

    • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      It’s a secret. I can’t tell you.

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        You already violated confidentiality by announcing that every muffin is now encrypted and now you try to keep mum about how it happened. Do you know what that makes you?

        A tease.

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          A tease.

          ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    I don’t get it, why cant really tall people see shit?

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      It’s cloudy up there

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      They’re too tall for the bottom shelf.

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      For example, when I’m cooking, I have to stand back quite far just to be able to see under the range hood. Or how there’s almost no public bathroom where I can see my face in the mirror. You’d be surprised how often we have to bend down just to see stuff

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      Further away from things and have to bend over to see stuff.

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      They’re too tall for the bottom of the bowl.

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    People who need glasses

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    the meme works for shortsightedness and farsightedness as well

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      as well as being blind and constipated

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      Also for nosightedness

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    I can’t see shit because I have shit eyesight

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      Fair enough.

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