19 years of Luke whining will do that to anybody.
Aaaaw, but I wanted to go to Toshi’s station to pick up some power converters
You can pay with your friend when your chores are done.
Repeat every day for 20 years.
He got it eventually.
Mark Hamill is a fucking treasure.
Why does he have broccoli on his chest?
He’s the Joker he does what he wants.
Living the dream!
I think that’s a Doctor Who reference. Fifth Doctor, to be exact.
Indeed. And it’s celery, not broccoli, although five’s celery wasn’t usually so leafy.
Bwahahahaha!
doesn’t tatooine have two suns? solar radiation wrecks skin.
The ages of Alec Guinness and Ewan McGregor pretty much track actually. It’s just that a 63 year old looked a lot older in the 70s. Tom Cruise is 61 now, Keanu Reeves is 59. Ewan McGregor is 52 now and the events of Obi-Wan are about ten years before EP. 4.
A lot of cocoa farmers have never tasted chocolate, so it tracks that in the terminal capitalism of the Galactic Empire, moisture farmers wouldn’t have access to moisture.
Jar-Jar warned us. “The suns doin’ murder to meesa skin”
Not just the skin! We’ve known earth sun has immunosuppressive properties since the 1970s, and now it looks like damaged skin is fucking up your bod like a poorly cooled CPU slowly heat-stressing all the other components in your computer to death. The sun is not your friend on Earth, and they have
threetwo on Tatooine.But vitamin D
poorly cooled CPU slowly heat-stressing all the other components in your computer to death
The what now? Are you sure that’s even a thing?
Two suns. The famous John Williams song is called Binary Sunset.
On the other hand, the sun powers up people like Superman.
Imagine him surrounded by 3 suns.
The sun is not your friend on Earth
there wouldn’t even be life on Earth without the sun
These pictures are 18 years apart. Life in an impoverished place can age you quite a bit.
I don’t know that life on Empire-era Tatooine was quite as bad as life as a woman in Taliban-controlled Afghanistan, but maybe.
They still had chattel slavery while the Republic was around and it was controlled by a mafia family and they had to constantly be on the lookout for the Native population that did not like them being there.
Or check out pictures of impoverished farmers in the Great Depression. Even the 18 year olds looked old. Here is homesteader Jim Norris at 37 years old:
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jim_Norris,_homesteader_1a34135v.jpg
Have you never lived in the Midwest? There’s not much to do.
By which I mean, this is more meth than weather
Can confirm, from Midwest, lots of meth
And there is a lot of weather!
Meth or alcohol. Cigarettes don’t help either.
Death sticks*
…so does my mother look young for her age or the one top old?
It’s also been pointed out before that they also somehow can’t produce good quality textiles either.
What if I told you… those actors are more or less all the correct ages, and if anything the younger cast is a bit older than it should be.
What if you told us that… Would that be in any way correct?
Dont forget sunscreen kids, shit is crucial.
Spend 20 years in the desert and you’ll see it will have done a number on your skin!
You realize that 19 is only one year less than 20? How did you look 2 decades ago compared to now?
You realize that 19 is only one year less than 20?
Big if true
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