Fuck yeah, going to compile me some free Pokémon!

No fucks given.

No just making fun of them.

Good for you. Weird flex honestly “my stomach works” Well for many of us ours don’t work. If I eat anything that is spicy hot my stomach will have me bent over cramping constantly until it leaves my system. Is your next post going to be about how stupid people are for having to use wheelchairs?

Fuck this shit. Most patriotic thing you can do is pay your taxes. Shame those (rich fucks and their corporations) that don’t pay taxes. Tar and feather them. They are stealing from you and your family.

If you do not wish to involve the police, then you have to look at your illegal options.

I so do not keep the separate bidet option. So you crap walking over to that?

Disgruntled yes. Gruntled, not so much.

Not from the Onion. Also that seems a little low for a space mission.

Just this one. It’s enough.

If I grew up on a farm this would be impressive.

Hmm I don’t know. Looks like Eastern Oklahoma to me.

Try all work done period. C suite “I made this”

No.

I think more people are coming here for my comments and delusions of grandeur.

There are larger planetoids than you Pluto.

Wait who is hating on Weird Al?! I still won’t forgive Prince’s dead ass for being mean to him.

I think you are forgetting good ol American gumption!

Steel beams don’t melt at 3727°F, but potatoes do!

Let me save you some time. It all happens way quicker and way younger than you expected.