I’m sorry that being aware of what you did made you upset.
Edit: Dammit i gotta edit out the how i apologize part before i send it as an apology. Thanks internet
Dear Sue Ellen: I’m sorry I upset you, I didn’t mean to. It was really just a joke. I thought you could take a joke. But I guess I was wrong. I’ve been teased before about wearing glasses but I never felt I had to tell the teacher about it and get someone else in trouble. Maybe you’re just over-reacting? I don’t understand why you’re so upset about such a small thing. I thought we were friends.
— Arthur
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How I apologize:
“I’m sorry you feel hurt by what I said.”
In essence, I apologize for their feelings, but not for what I said.
Speedrunning the divorce here.
Look your ass is huge. That don’t mean it ugly.
When you cross that threshold and stop desiring dickheads affirmation it feels like life can begin.
Most of these people play on not being confronted on their behavior. Be a fucking roadblock to cunts. Watch their worlds implode.
You’re an asshole. I’m not sorry for saying that.
Per my last email im sorry you’re stupid and can’t read. You really excel in failing
