I can hear the “oh!”

Knew a late stage alcoholic who loaded these up with vodka, chugged them before mowing lawns in the 100+ heat.

He should have stuck to the rhino penis.

What about stree overlord?

When I eat Reubens I get gassy and no one wants to be around me. This is perfect for my sauerkraut goblin farts

I hope to one day love something as much as he loves blackface.

FULL EFFORT

he probably did parts you can’t even see. Loves the hussle that much.

It was the music for me. Got Tumblr vibes comedically which also wasn’t for me but loved the art style and animation.

Marathons are a psyop because improving yourself is fucking gay

They don’t live in reality. Or their reality is not everyone else’s is a better way to say it.

My rural ass town with not a sidewalk in site?

Yeah the main road through people do 65 on id fucking get splat.

Like if 2 slugs were dipped in trash juice.

Thank you for the edit.

You cannot love another if you don’t love yourself. The best is finding someone who wants to grow beyond their past hurts. Become better people. Together.

Good luck all.

Oops we are in shitposts not couple memes. I mean…

The main quest is marriage. The side quest is eating strangers asses. Ive always gotten distracted dungeon crawling. 🫠

Any time anyone mentions Ricky gervais this picture should be posted. Thank you for performing the service.

All should know the deep cringe.

Knew a guy who came through a nursing home.

Dude was in his 50s. Had an injury at 17. Fucked him for life. Dude was emotionally stunted at like 13. Confined to a chair, horrific tripping hazard when walking. Harassed women at every opportunity. Stuttered. Had a permanent soft spot. Worst part about the women thing is he knew better. You’d call him on it and he’d stop. Ended up talking to him like a dog near the end.

He was a rolling fucking lawsuit. Dunno where behaviorallly he could have lived but not in an assisted living.

I think the family just moved him around to various places until he got kicked out.

… The ones they don’t mention

Before 13 is very sketchy. Like fragments.

WHAT WOULD YOUR DOG THINK???

The guy who voiced the duke in dishonored 2

Chewy and fuckface in the morning.

My favorite is friends who bullshit and call each other gay. At one point the comedian was that way. He just huffed his own farts so long he liked the smell.

Every new sign in captha I get closer to this image

The human way

I will follow your example, savvy shit poster