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Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

happens every single time

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happens every single time

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Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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    I ain’t leaving my stethoscope around for you shitbirds to play with. I don’t even let my coworkers use it

    • Scranulum@lemm.ee
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      Then how will you listen for the testicular gallop

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        No that’s why they don’t leave it lying around. So they can listen to the testies and you can’t.

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    Okay, I’m gonna be honest here: That’s one thing that’s never happened to me.

    Lots of other… things, yes. But not that one.

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      How do you avoid getting caught?

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        Ah yes. That’d be luck. And sometimes, just seeking refuge in audacity. Just stare the doctor right in the eyes and say: “What? Don’t pretend you haven’t done it too.”

        Doesn’t matter if it’s true or not. He’ll pretend it is - if he knows what good for him.

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          What if your doctor is a woman?

          • wwb4itcgas@lemm.ee
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            Bonus! She’s totally done it too, and we all know it.

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        One way is to be me and have a nursing instructor for a mother. She had multiple stethoscopes and just gave me one to play with as a kid.

        Also I’ve never been in a doctor’s office where they left a stethoscope laying around, they always bring theirs in with them.

    • DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works
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      How does it feel to always know when the doctor is about to enter?

      • wwb4itcgas@lemm.ee
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        Anxious, but in a titillating sort of way.

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    • Yuyarl@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      I am a shitposter – my posts are shit

      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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        Keep up the good work!

  • peregrin5@lemm.ee
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    Life hack to shorten doctors visits.

  • Maalus@lemmy.world
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    Ha, I make stethoscopes for a living. I can set one aside and listen to my balls any time I want.

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      (This person has one set aside, his very favourite one that they named it, and listens to their balls absolutely all the time at work.)

      • Maalus@lemmy.world
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        I have a stethoscope set aside, I grab my kitty, snuggle him till he’s purring like an engine and then listen to him purr even louder through the stethoscope

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          Omg, I envy that!! <3

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    Just checking for infection of the perineum, doc!

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    “Hey!! Give me a listen, it’s my stethoscope!”

    . . .

    “Wait, are you trying to listen to your balls with your ass???”

  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    Well duh. it’s a waiting paradox: the longer you wait the closer to someone coming in. You have to immediately seize the opportunity to get it done before anyone comes in.

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