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Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Calling modern cellphones "phones" is like when old Star Trek called their little plastic data slabs "tapes".

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Calling modern cellphones "phones" is like when old Star Trek called their little plastic data slabs "tapes".

Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    “Pocket-Sized Portable Computer with Telecommunicative Radio Capability” is quite a long name, people would just get tired of saying that and call it by a simpler name.

    Oh wait.

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      Portable Handheld Omnidirectional Networking Equipment is also pretty long, we could probably shorten it.

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        This guy phones.

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        We could make that an acronym!

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      Maybe since you can do your entire Job on it we can call it a hand Job

      Or perhaps since we have it in our face all day we can call it a facial.

      Or since we watch so much porn on it we can call it a video player.

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        Germans call it a handy.

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      Ironically the Brits got this right with “mobiles”. What’s the key characteristic of a cellphone? That it is portable and mobile.

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        but the key characteristic of a car is also the mobility.

        🤔

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          Not if c/fuckcars gets their way.

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      PSPC w/ TRC lol

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        🎵Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me…🎵

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      Is the term “Pocket PC” still trademarked? Let’s start calling them that.

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      To pull terms from a couple different sci-fi book series I like, we could go for Hand Terminals or Scribs. I like both, the former when I’m being grandiose and the latter when I’m feeling cute.

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        Didn’t we had Personal Digital Assistant before?

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        Hand Terminals imply you no longer have local storage, which wouldn’t describe smartphones today.

        Also, I hate the idea of a “Hand Terminal” where everything is on the cloud. I mean…

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        Eros Incident, comms all dead. Screen doesnt even turn on.

        With actual phones, they could’ve used something like Briar!

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