So 412 is the limit. Good to know.
412… and a half?
I wouldn’t push it. Wait for half an hour if you’re still hungry.
Also, wait half and hour before swimming after you’ve eaten 412 nuggets.
Then you would be half paralysed.
How does that work?
You just eat 412 and instead of stopping, you have one more.
No, like, what kind of sauce?
Nugget sauce
All of them.
Hey Siri, what’s the LD50 for chicken nuggets?
Amazing
So the limit is actually more than 413?
Yes.
My doctor recommended a pre-emptive supository for the inevitable constipation tho.
ya know some things just are better not being fact checked, don’t ruin the vibe
Oh no, we ruined cum.
Are you proud of yourself? You ruined it.
I hope you step on a lego every time you get out of bed. Twice. For the rest of your life.
There are plenty other wacko ways people got themselves in the hospital if that’s your kink. The one with the girl that overdosed on gummies because she wanted spicy food was fun.
Thoughts and prayers. Mostly thoughts, with a few prayers here and there.
This number will never not haunt me, for better and for worse.
Steven Segal?
413 is amateur hour.
I think we finally figure out how to not poop for three days
A true historical reference
I mean, it is shit posting
Tonight I feel like eating 413 chicken nuggets
