• Dasus@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know if we need to criticise her choice of weapon as much as his.

    It’s rocking a fucking flail underwater.

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      Spent all his evolution points on superfluous eyes that don’t serve a purpose instead of points on intelligence.

      What are bicep eyeballs supposed to do other than give you a massive case of motion sickness?

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      A comically oversized flail, that realistically would have drawn him down into the depths

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          It’s got other tactical issues. The chain being too long and the handle being too short. Overall it’s not going to do much as a weapon.

          But that’s not really the point