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sociablefish@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

What was the funniest thing your ex did to try to win you back?

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What was the funniest thing your ex did to try to win you back?

sociablefish@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com
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    Got my name tattooed on her lower back. This was after we’d separated, I’d moved out, and divorce proceedings had commenced.

    She married husband #3 the next year.

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      I think you might have misunderstood. She put your name behind her.

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        ROFL! I know it’s not the case, but that was a bloody funny take all the same. Good one.

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        This got me Lol

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      So, does husband #3 have the same name as you?

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        Lol - from memory (when she told me), no. Maybe husband #4 will. My ex collects engagement rings like Thanos collects Infinity Stones.

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          Thanos is engaged?! Dammit. 😭

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        No that is why she asks Husband #3 to read his name out loud when he is hitting it from behind.

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