Was hoping to see Margot Robbie in here requesting Margot Robbie play her
Or one of the Margot Robbie looking actresses
If Adam Savage and Russell Brand had a baby, I’d cast that dude to play as me.
Donald Sutherland
Nicolas Cage
Looks nothing like, but it would be funny as hell and in order to get him to sign up, they would have to make it somehow trippy and surreal.
Gary Oldman, dude’s a chameleon. I’m sure he could find a way to play a mid 30s SE Asian dude
On the other hand, if you had Will Ferrel play you, but he and everyone is completely unaware that he is SE asian.
Rowan Atkinson.
For the younger me? Harry Connick Jr, but no singing. In my defence, I was prettier back then. The accent’s perfect. Now me? Bill Murray, I’m sure, if he can fake a HCJ accent.
Danny Devito.
…I’m a woman.
I refer to him as Daddy DeVito
… I’m a dude.
Toni Collette or Kathy Bates both horror queens and monarchs of my heart.
Brad Pitt.
Bit of a downgrade but I can live with it.
Ronald Reagan, the actor
I want to be played by a dog
My life isn’t very interesting, but it’d really spice things up if they had a dog try to do it.
There’s no rule that says a dog can’t play
basketballa person!:P
What’s the story, Wishbone?
Is your name Beethoven by any chance?
Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I’ve dealt with
Keanu Reeves, I’m basically an autistic Johnny Silverhand.
Aubrey Plaza. She’s way hotter than me (that’s kinda the point), and not half Japanese (will make the racist parts confusing and/or hilarious) but she could definitely pull off my resting bitch face and general disdain for everything.