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TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前

No Unyuns

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No Unyuns

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TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    I hesitate to ask about the folding of genitals…

    • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de
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      You have to origami your schlong into a flower or a bird of your choice

      • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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        Congratulations, here is your complimentary tree bark snack.

      • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        That’s a stated end point not instructions.

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      It would certainly explain the loud screaming

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      That’s what folding@home was all about

    • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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      Well, you get your genitals and then you fold them.

      • maniclucky@lemmy.world
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        Yes… but how?

        • cornshark@lemmy.world
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          I can’t tell you everything, Michael

          • maniclucky@lemmy.world
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            But can you tell me anything?

        • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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          I don’t think I’m explaining this right, you grab your genitals and fold it over itself.

          • YerbaYerba@lemm.ee
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            Hotdog or hamburger style?

            • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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              That’s a personal choice, but, historically the preferred style is the hamburger.

              • Cadenza@lemmy.world
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                The plot foldens…

      • tiredofsametab@fedia.io
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        Same as unfolding them, but in reverse.

        • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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          It’s a tad harder to fold them, but yeah pretty much the same, I just use one finger to unfold mine, but I’ve had a lot of practise.

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  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    “33 lunar seconds”

    You really had to bring relativity to a fucking joga class. How am I supposed to center myself with existential horrors of the block universe and my illusionary free will.

    • swab148@lemm.ee
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      block universe

      Next up: Minecraft yoga

      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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        What do you do with your genitals in that one? Block? Punch?

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    Hard pass. I only do hot, wet and naked yoga while being observed by bald eagles.

  • fubarx@lemmy.ml
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    The genital folding will continue until morale flexibility improves.

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    I ain’t going a day without onions for anything in the world.

  • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    Shit. I can only do solar seconds… Dammit! I stopped eating onions for no reason!

  • RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world
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    This is hilarious. Any chance it is real?

    • TokenBoomer@lemmy.worldOP
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      Apparently:

      Wet yoga is a new and innovative form of yoga that involves practicing traditional yoga poses while being submerged in water. It combines the physical and mental benefits of both yoga and swimming, providing a unique experience for practitioners.

      • RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world
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        So it’s not just misting “herbal fluids” on people doing yoga poses who are folding or unfolding their genitals?

      • emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de
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        This specific ad is like a 15 year old meme at this point and is likely incredibly fake though.

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    The wetter the better. Can still eat all the garlic you want.

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