Not sure if being in healthcare is cheating but I’ll go anyway.
So when someone is soo massively constipated you can’t even get an enema up their bum you sometimes need to do what is called a manual evacuation. This is where you use your (gloved) finger to scoop poo out of their bum.
I drank bong water for $20.
I would even have a video of it, but YouTube deleted it a while back 😞
When I was 10 I sharted in the shower when I was on a family holiday. I did what anyone would do; pushed it down the drain hole and never mentioned it to anyone until now.
Ah yes, wafflestomp. A classic.
Doing it in the shower is the second best place to do it, after the toilet.
When I was in 8th grade I was dared to eat part of the pig we were dissecting. I made $250 eating part of the lung. Nasty and full of formaldehyde. But $250 is a lot of money to an 8th grader.
Washed dishes that had been sitting for a while. There was moist rotten food, and mold.
Everyone reading this, you should try as much as possible to never share a 300 sqft appartment with three male students during lockdown.
Any of the actual grossest things I’ve done would probably require moving over to c/asklemmynsfw, but for here I’d say uhhhh… Mucking out stables. 💀
