• EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
      10·
      4 months ago

      and suck your own dick.

      Not to toot my own horn…But I can actually do that to myself. I discovered that talent of mine after I fell off my bike one time.

      • stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
        111·
        4 months ago

        And landed with your dick in your mouth? I’m happy for you. I could when I was younger, but I got too phat.

        • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
          2·
          4 months ago

          I kinda tumbled down a hill

          This one street in the town I grew up in had one side exposed to a steep down incline. A big garbage truck speed past me while I was in the bike lane and the gust of wind created by it put me off balance for a moment