Ok… Now what?

THE ONLY DISEASE THEY CARRY IS FRIENDSHIP, CRIKESTE!

…Just the weirdest boner right now…

The level of DGAF of capybara is awe inspiring.

Them: white Kevin

You: dressed in a full body banana costume while awkwardly carrying a cinder block. Refuse to explain why, or talk about anything except a ranked list of the worst smells you’ve ever experienced. Destination is a closed public library at 2am. Say “well, it’s time to do the thing I came here to do.” Stand, watching them until they walk away.

For safety in numbers, or talk therapy?

How do you convert that? I want to see what’s going on at 🍆.com

I’m assuming that if you know that, you probably also know what she does for a living now… And I also want to know that. Programmer? Porn? Paralegal? I can’t even take a guess that feels right.

Ya. It’s a joke, and that’s how jokes work. In this essay, I will explain, examine, and critique every known form of Homo sapiens humor.

In the beginning…

🤢

For the LULZ obviously.

Queen

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No. For the same reason that they didn’t demolish Auschwitz. We must learn from our follies, lest we repeat them.

Come over to Marblecake and I’ll explain.

Ya. I think I tuned out about the time they started allowing emojis in domain names.

You mean the cancer therapy?.. Why?

What about that little green guy there? What’s he getting up to?

Mr. Vice President?

How the hell big is your family that you need 50000 carats of cabbage for sauerkraut?