Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense
I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab
BUG-FUCKEN wild
A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.
“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”
“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”
bad cop begins routine
“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”
”good” cop pulls the bad cop off you
“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”
So, get away
Another way to feeeeeeel what you didn’t want yourself to know
Elon Musk has a dollar
He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar
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My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails
who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎
This is some serious Siskoposting
Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?
You mean like xXx?
Paper money, sure. But nickels and dimes? No thanks, I don’t want to walk around with radioactive currency
It was a weird tv show back on some late night channel. That or a collective mass hallucination
whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?
Same. At least, not until years later when I realized how bad my eating habits have gotten
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They put me in a room