Does it come with a paperclip perfectly shaped to fix electronics?

no i wish i was hot and toxic enough to have a sugar mommy

A place to moisturize

ok but who won

what a shattering experience

well shit on a stick put it in the freezer and fuck me with it if it didn’t tickle my bones

That’s the 11111

For those who don’t get the joke, penguins have notoriously dark humour and make weird noises when they laugh

Jeans Simmons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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You mean mr family guy himself?

2 + 2 = 3

• People with shame kinks

gotta go quick

• sonec the hedgheg

i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA

yes

You mean jissing

Sane take IMO, you have selected the medium podium well

Oi maybe you should buy them a beer tho

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne

Daaaad, I can’t pilot this thing!

Shut up, Meg