And here we can see why one simply doesn’t walk into Mordor.

One must decide which way to go, or they’ll bump their nose on a door frame.

My puke bucket holds wood chips now.

Huh, when I was sick my parents just made me sleep in the bathtub (they’d put towels in and make it special)

My wife and I both got a stomach flu earlier this year and we have a mop bucket I can’t look at the same.

Some hobbit in 3000 years will get one and use it to display their fresh fruit collection

They’ve got what plants crave.

We’ve all moved on to using hard plastic popcorn containers instead of bowls for holding fruit and eating.

Get with the times oldie!

Oh my god, in a few years we’ll lose them completely!

This had better not awaken anything in me.

Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?

Who of the crew would commit this crime?

Might a little brat make a mommy go splat?

It’s a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Piv19tK4lH4

That’s good to hear. It’s always my honest thoughts, never just fluff.

Especially in the fediverse where it’s a little quiet sometimes I try to leave comments on posts from artists I like or to at least upvote them.

I hope my little compliments make someone’s day and encourage them.

Good for her, and also damn I’m jealous.

She makes what an average person makes in their life each year on that.

Which is quite different than a social medium, where you die and they still try talking to you.

She must make a killing on the residuals from that one song

It’s a good song but it’s so overplayed that I don’t enjoy it anymore.

We’ve got some strong Star Trek nonsense brewing in !tenforward@lemmy.world

I don’t care if it catches on, I’m enjoying it here where the people are still awesome.

Same here, was on Reddit since 2010.

I remade an account because some of my communities aren’t big enough here. But the quality of interaction through the fediverse is much much better.

For sports, Reddit has utterly ruined them because in the app they show the results for every F1 Grand Prix as soon as the race finishes in an unremovable “trends” tile. I often can’t watch live, and so I had almost every race this season spoiled.

I don’t agree, the longer I’ve been here the more familiar usernames I see, so to me it’s been improving.

I’m sorry Elrond and Lorien, the terms and conditions state you must resolve the war of elves through binding arbitration adjudicated by the Mouth of Sauron.

Most dragons are misunderstood. Do you know how long it takes to count a mountain of jewels and coins, with at least one jewel worth entire kingdoms hidden in the stack?

You can’t estimate the value by weight, it’s a heterogenous mixture. It must be meticulously counted in only the way a dragon can.

It’s no wonder they attack anyone trying to steal from the horde they’re working on.