“Maybe the grass is greener on the other side because you’re not over there fucking it up.”
-Abraham Lincoln
“Maybe the grass is greener on the other side because you’re not over there fucking it up.”
-Abraham Lincoln
Yes… the jraphical interchange format file extension has no proper pronunciation so we all get pronunciation participation trophies.
I prefer shrooms
They stay inside drinking milk and painting the walls brown while being a closet drunk who hides their liquor in the toilet tank, obviously.
I like your wishlist! The fact nobody mentions that the devil still lives among us is sad. I hope he gets accidentally castrated by a dull knife in times square during the live NYE broadcast.
Lewiston Maine. The (formerly) safest state in the union.
Dudes Twitter likes were Trump Jr, tucker Carlson and all kinds of other MAGAt fodder. Also one of two retweets mentioned mass murder.
This motherfucker is slowly making his way toward my home and children. Last sighting is 35 min away or so.
I don’t have a gun and I regret that choice right now. I wouldn’t wish this feeling of helplessness and terror on anyone.
This is always a mental health issue at its core.
Humor me and pick up a copy of Susan Faludis book “stiffed”
This is the 90s all over again. Fuck.
The smart ones off themselves by age 5!
That’s not true but okay. It would take quite the consisten circle of asymptomatic contacts for what you said to be remotely true.
I’m an oily mofo. 2 a day minimum. I love my shower time!
Yeah. It’s two in the pink and one in the turbine.
The cumbox
…like peanut butter in the carpet
Do you like fish dicks?
What about consent?
No legal consequences? So I could beat them to death?
Easy. Kissinger. The fact he’s still breathing doesn’t look good for any religion or spirituality’s beliefs.
I could have written most of this, but about Massachusetts.
I’d be giving a thumbs up if I had three people juggling my jewels at the same time, too!
I’m on the connect app from .world and reading your comment just fine!
I like the soft bounding box UI around each post on this app the most.
Sssssssssseriously