filled with gravity

imagining

“Hey kids! Time to make the prank of all time even more timeless! The Whoopee3000: Supermassive Black Hole Addition Edition. Get yours today! Not responsible for worm holes.”

… yeah no clue if I’m on the right track with the physics here, tbh I’m not even sure I have regular gravity down pat

Has someone made an SCP entry for these guys yet? Akin to the one they made for that one IKEA but even more meta somehow?

I’d like to see how this story ends.

Wait, Experian or Equifax?

Cripes, did I miss another one?

I felt I somehow stepped back in time reading this.

A cobbler though, eh? That’s pretty neat.

Boooooooo. Gtfo, ice apologist.

Right?? I unironically love plain (buttered) noodles and even more so ramen with a plain can of tuna. Nice plain savory food. Homely but homey.

And yeah sure, considering the amount of money I’ve wasted on delivery the last month, I could afford the bougie recipe, but *why bother when this is actually pretty friggin tasty?

Health. Probably for health. Oh well. Itadakimasu.

Everyone should keep in mind: Besides the darkened tone of the world seeping into nearly everything, this place is probably crawling with shit-stirrers of a slightly subtler flavor than your typical obnoxious troll.

This effect might be from lemmy users in general hating everything about the world right now, or it might be the work of bots and/or illicitly paid humans fronting as the “general left.” The type that reflects your viewpoints pretty well but injects their comments with a little something extra, inflaming you or depressing more than what seems reasonable, maybe pushing you a little closer to the edge, whatever that edge may be.

We (or at least I) have no idea how much astroturfing is happening in the comments. It’s probably best to take anything that seems peculiarly provocative with a grain of salad.