Don’t use harsh shampoos like Head and Shoulders if you want a shot at keeping your hair.
Curse you, Head and Shoulders! fist shaking
Don’t use harsh shampoos like Head and Shoulders if you want a shot at keeping your hair.
Curse you, Head and Shoulders! fist shaking
I recommend face moisturizer with SPF for all genders. Put it on every morning. Start young.
Just like there’s a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It’s also equipped with a full-service bidet.
I guess I was misconstruing based on how the trait to tolerate lactose came about (domestication of dairy animals). But lactose is in all mammal milk so guess I’m incorrect.
That’s cow’s milk.
Edit: guess I’m incorrect, I posted a link below on where I got confused.
Ghosts need to poop, too
He needs a bike with like 1000 gears
That reminds me of this study I read that anyone will believe anything that looks like a screenshot of a reputable news article.
You could make so much money playing Russian roulette!
He spent a bunch of dough on that hair. I believe he is likely aware of his appearance. He is pale and overweight because he spends a bunch of time playing video games, being a nazi in his failing social media site, and (based on this picture) eating french fries.
Maybe at some point his vanity will compel him to get liposuction or just go full orange man with spray tan and wear baggy suits with ties that are too long. I don’t see him being like Bezos or Zuck and getting into shape.
Actually, it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
/s
The only thing I would add to this is carefully use a hair dryer to loosen the adhesive on the sticker first. Should leave less mess for the goo gone to deal with.
I remember this episode of Malcolm in the Middle
I like my burger like I like my jeans: high and tight.
Have to invest points in radiation resistance.