In Africa, a tree’s age is determined by how long ago it was planted.

You can tell that it’s an Aspen tree because of the way it is

“hey, can you get me the poop knife?”

They were taking pilot lessons to learn how to maximize the damage. The flight instructors raised concerns but nothing was done and the FAA gave them a commercial pilot certificate.

Thank you for reminding me about this classic

I was playing Sim City 2000 back when I was a kid and one time the game glitched out with a negative interest rate on bank loans. So naturally I took out the largest loan possible and the game proceeds to pay me interest for having massive amounts of debt. So anyhow I feel like I’m qualified to be the CEO of one of these tech companies.

It’s a combination of Photoshop and AI generated content. The truck stop is a real place with a different name located next door to a Bucee’s. Most of their posts are built off photos and videos taken in the actual store which builds consistency and makes it feel authentic.

It’s true. The colony originally claimed all the land to it’s west and Connecticut was extra long.

the Western Reserve “was probably the most intensely antislavery section of the country”. John Brown Jr. called it, in 1859, “the New England of the West”.

I have two sides, both go in the square hole

I usually eat my shrimp raw so this solution won’t work for my culinary standards

We used to be a proper country

You’re on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE’RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS

That link was not the song I expected so here’s another song about Pluto

BARB LEFT AND TOOK THE KIDS BUT AT LEAST I’M STILL CRANKING THAT HOG

Mawage, that bwessed awangment

“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather.”

So for bears Arctic means land with penguins

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about ketchup to dispute it.

Maybe they’re confusing Dolph with Kevin Sorbo?

Why do they call it taking a dump?? You’re not taking it anywhere!