My stupid ass read the URL as Shrek Knows, and I was very concerned about why shrek would know so much about sex

Also, if I remember correctly, the crew votes on the captain prior to setting sail and there are mechanisms in place to replace the captain if they aren’t performing well enough.

We don’t need that shit. There’s no use for one.

Time to short the fuck out of them, I guess.

wouldn’t the BAC be around 15% though? 100% would be for distilled stuff, and while an appalachian jesus sounds rad, i don’t think he ever did water into moonshine.

They swatted grandma crackers? Why?

Dazzle camo to make sure enemy sub’s can’t figure out her speed

He can kiss the brownest part of mine. And my ass is also pretty white.

We achieved human level AI not by making AI better, but by making ourselves dumber

Private insurance companies

Lots of child molesters have sad origin stories. Whoop dee doo, he didn’t have a childhood. He still molested kids

so you’re saying i should stop drinking coffee when I wake up and instead just smoke a bowl? I feel like I’m not as creative as I used to be, and my drug of choice has been coffee for the past 15 years…

Electric brew kettle for homebrewing. It’s soooooo much better than using the standard kettle on the cooktop. Don’t have to monitor the temp manually and watch the clock, just turn it on, set the temp and timer and it does its thing.

Also can be used to sous vide an entire 10kg ham

As a bi Guy, I just think they look better without the foreskin. That being said, I’m not going to advocate for having the skin cut off just for aesthetics or handwavey notions of hygiene

no, the cold war kids is a band.

i know a woman who has early onset arthritis. She was in so much pain that she begged for death. She’s also allergic to almost all NSAIDs. Her GP told her to lose weight (She wasn’t overweight, and was actually very fit. She ran 4 times a week and was very active) and prescribed her motrin. she took it, not knowing it was an nsaid, trusting her doctor (who knew about her allergy). she had to be rushed to the ER for the allergic reaction.

When she finally got an appointment with a rheumatologist, they took one look at her and decided that she’s faking it (again, because she’s not elderly), and sent her away because they assumed she was drug seeking. a few days later she went to the ER for intense pain, the ER doctor referred her to the same rheumatologist and actually did give her tramadol for the pain. The pain killers didn’t help with the pain. She went back to the rheumatologist after having to wait on the waiting list again. they again tried to prescribe NSAID pain killers, instead of actually starting the treatment for arthritis.

Only after several more months of this did they start her with the actual treatment for the disease. It took a long time to find medicine which actually helped, because the normal medicine for this didn’t work for her. I think it took them a year to actually find the medicine which actually helped.

And the académie français is pissed about it

Not at work, at home yes.

you’re fucking with me, right?

Firewatch was okay. I waited for it to get good, and it just didn’t.