i mean, having an extra pair of arms coming off your boobs could be useful

no, they’re just swords

skubba

yeah it’s not “jraphics”

what the fuck is up denny’s

Bottom right is cool in a vacuum, but there’s like… a shade of swastika to it? I dunno, maybe that’s just extremely online of me, but I’d be a little hesitant on it for that reason as compared to middle bottom.

The one that strikes my fancy the most is middle right, maybe just because it reminds me a little bit of Strava. Maybe the Fediverse colors could be applied to that one in some way, maybe teal and blue on top, red and orange on bottom, and purple as a fill? Or blue and purple on top with teal as a fill. In my head that looks cool, but in practice it might look like total ass. Worth trying anyway imo.

if that was true then maybe the stingy fuckers would tip wait staff

i think the mildly techy sounding waffle is the right way to set it up personally, it lulls you into a false sense of security thinking this is just some random tech nonsense and then bam, porn

yeah but then they’d be spending money to be told they might not be 100% right and perfect 100% of the time, and that’s just a waste of money

💯

So did the CNN Trump town hall, but their ratings as a network tanked right afterwards.

i never got into twitter, and the longer this goes on, the more glad i am about that

yeah and you won’t see that cause ya eyes too dang big

most people do have sex sometimes

hell yeah ✊

It’s got a pitch transposer? That’s literally the only thing I need to leave Firefox for.

I use Chrome to run the Transposer For Youtube plugin because I haven’t found an equivalent for Firefox yet.

that’s the kind of line i would come up with in the shower three days later and be so mad i didn’t think of on the spot

sometimes i get ads for like maternity stuff or jewelry or cars

i’m a guy with a vasectomy and not enough money for a car

it’s very funny

I worked at a running shoe store for a while. If there was one thing that was a given, it was that no two feet are the same and no shoe will work for everybody.

I’m a huge fan of Altra. I wear their shoes to work and to run, and though I haven’t run as much in the last year or two, I’ve been biking a lot, so I’ve repeatedly been in their emails asking them to introduce some cycling shoes, or at least do a design collaboration with an established cycling shoe brand, so I don’t have to be stuck with the Scott ones I’ve been using, which are fine, but don’t have that Altra fit that I really like. I got several pairs of Altra running shoes when I worked at the store: some Escalantes, some Superiors, multiple pairs of Lone Peaks, some Torins, and even some Commutes, and I’ve been extremely happy with all of them. But I’m a relative minority among the set of people I worked with, because a large majority of my customers didn’t get along with them.

I don’t own any Crocs and don’t have any plans to, but your assistant does appear to be in the minority when it comes to them.