Or something Star Wars

Took Aragorn that long to get kinged

Black riders on spiders

How old are these kids? Because those books get impressively eloquent as they advance, not to mention disturbing:

A creature of an older world maybe it was, whose kind, lingering in forgotten mountains cold beneath the Moon, outstayed their day, and in hideous eyrie bred this last untimely brood, apt to evil. And the Dark Lord took it, and nursed it with fell meats until it grew beyond the measure of all other things that fly; and he gave it to his servant to be his steed.

Are kids gonna love that or wonder what the hell he’s talking about? I can’t decide.

The Rob Inglis version is good, discounting his singing.

Yeah, I know, that’s like the first thing they teach you at returning school

I think there are surprisingly few poisonous ones out there, and fewer that could actually kill somebody.

The idea is that it’s a translation, so some words are just modern ones used in place of what the ‘real’ ones are.

None of us is as unique

That’s sarcastic.

Gandalf is Biden, Saruman is Trump. Biden is being played down and ridiculed, Trump is being compared to a murderous lunatic whom anyone is, however regrettably, a better option to.

No it’s just stressing how much worse Trump is regardless. It’s preaching to the converted, I don’t think it’s trying to rationalise issues with Biden, it’s poking fun there, too.

He was an egomaniac from day one.

But this image isn’t making out it’s a reasonable situation, is it? It’s emphasising just how easy a decision it is, albeit by hyperbole.

I don’t think I’ve seen anyone doing that, it’s just a very easy choice. Deal with Biden after the guy who isn’t losing his mind due to old age is out of the picture. At least Biden is under the control of his support staff.

And learn what gaslighting is if you’re so eager to use that annoying buzzword.

William Tell is a Swiss folk hero. El Cid was a real person in Spain but has become a legendary character, as has Rob Roy McGregor. There’s also Beowulf from earlier times. Welsh mythology is pretty cool I’d check that out for some knightly stuff, like The Gododin.

Must be lebarbara’s

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Americans with their ‘greatest nation on earth’ charade.

Someone whose first name isn’t interesting enough to be the title, I’m fucking sick of it.