So you don’t trust me, but you trust McAfee to give it full control over the system. Yet my software doesn’t work because something is blocked and nothing is showing up in the logs. But when we take off Mafee, it works. So clearly McAfee is not logging everything. And you trust Mcafee but not me? /s kinda.

Mo’okini Heiau on the Island of Hawaii. 13th or 14th century.

Don’t feed the communist.

Hey now we don’t denigrate vim and nano users. For the nano users, denigrate means to put down.

Emacs is a way of life

Spaces?!?! What are we, animals?

First he’ll make money claiming the election was stolen. Then he’ll make money from this jury trials. Then he’ll make money from reelection.

Gotta keep the yang up

I like Joe. He did infrastructure and the chips act. He’s a meat and potatoes guy. But his best attribute will always be not being Donald Trump.

wait, we’re slandering goblins now?

Have you ever been fucked up by an Emu?

You can easily tell if you did something wrong with Towers of Hanoi.

AT&T

soda stream and salts.

does it work if the frog wasnt as dark too?

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. It’s a Sorkin TV series that was interrupted by a Hollywood writers strike and cancelled so they had to wrap it up. And it was an amazing ending.

Bookworm was unaffected by this though, right?

Helpdesk? You guys are like the people who have to go and fix a melting nuclear reactor. Necessary but only do it for like a year or two otherwise you get broken.

Don’t touch my mustache

I’m pretty sure all Enterprise software is sold through a kickback scheme. Otherwise I don’t know why these CTOs would be so dedicated to software that everyone is telling him sucks.