I’ve heard he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

Poop and shit?

This guy thinks I got two buttholes over here!

Looks like coal’s back on the menu, boys! (Ugh.)

Ben: “Well – finally some peace and quiet.”

I’ve always thought a Jedi could do amazing things with a blaster. If they have to have a light saber, then just put the blaster in their other hand. Best of both worlds?

(Or just stop your enemy’s heart with your mind. Or use your super-fast running abilities to jab a fork in your enemy’s eye or something.)

“Don’t worry Anikin, I’ve set my saber to ‘joy buzzer’ strength.”

Soccer? Football? What does–

Oh! You mean fútbol!

“And she was a good friend.”

… or, we get lots and lots of 2D, sidescrolling, pixel-art games with anime tiddy cover art.

Not to be confused with ScunthorpeGPT.

He’s saving his “Kiss the Cook” apron for a special occasion. 😼

“Hey babe, do you have any ginger ale or seltzer? I’m all out of mixers here.”

“Yeah yeah, I got you man, but listen to these beats I made first…”

If you give me enough duck sauce, sure.

Oops!

Regina’s love corgis!

If you’ve lost the manual, you may have to digitally probe…

Forget I said that.

How introverts say “no”:

Bad enough we’re being ruled by fascists. Did they have to be stupid fascists, on top of that?