“Whoa, this thing is trashed, it’s basically useless now.”
Condition: Untested
Hi there! I’m just a guy looking for a place to be and stuff.
“Whoa, this thing is trashed, it’s basically useless now.”
Condition: Untested
“Dammit kid, take the deal – we really need that cream cheese back here.”
“All right fellow rebels… now that we’ve all infiltrated the Empire by joining as Storm Troopers, it’s time to enact our plan.”
“Aim to miss, sir?”
“You’re goddamn right.”
In the grimdark future there can be no grass roots, only astroturf.
It’s a good example of how people’s morals vary greatly based on their present situation, rather than being some kind of deeply held, unchanging foundation. What people believe is good and bad is largely a function of where they happen to be at the moment.
I know this will date me, but that straight up looks like an “If They Mated” photo of David Coverdale and Tawny Kitaen.
Internet-ready
I get what you’re saying, but yuck
Imma head out.
Like the old Navy saying goes, “Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds.”
“What-is-the-mean-ing-of-this-neg-a-tive?”
I knew someone who like to use flat Earthism to illustrate that there’s little point in debating someone who has no interest in being persuaded. He’d basically state the Earth is flat and use every rhetorical trick in the book to defend his position, exhaust his opponent, and then say, “Could you imagine how frustrated you’d be if I actually believed any of that?” He eventually got his DDS of all things, but I thought he’d make a good lawyer.
You could make the argument that all his previous outrageous behaviors were desperate attempts to squeeze more money out of a business he didn’t understand. But this… this is unhinged. It’s so bafflingly pointless and dumb it’s become clear that what was once a reliable dopamine delivery system could, without warning or reason, just… disappear one day. Even the people who rely on Twitter like addicts are starting to come up with exit strategies.
“What role did you get? How did you get it?”