“I know things are bad now, but I can 100% guarantee you won’t got to Hell when you die.”

I picked up an ethernet card the other day, but it stopped working a couple of hours after I installed it. Overall, it was a net loss.

I mean, if your server is using samba to share: net use * \homeserver\share {password} /user: {username} /persistent: yes /savecreds

Bag? Oh, like a sack!

Decent chance they could have been called Dumbi.

Very demure.

John Cock

“Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn’t mind when I go multi-user.”

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

Bro’s been hitting the skull wax.

Ooooh yeah!

If it has an Xbox-style, controller-first interface, and its cost is subsidized by future game sales, that would be interesting. But at this point the Xbox division seems like they’re just phoning it in these days.

Worried this will just be another expensive, “us too!” handheld PC with poor battery life.

You can still be the cream of the crop.

a powerless, palm-sized carp

Pfft, that’d have to be some sort of… I don’t know… magic carp or something.

Don’t play with my emotions like that!

“Have you tried installing Linux on your computer recently?”

“WTF is a computer?”

“This puppy has no teeth! … I will defend.”