My wedding band is titanium and wood ($17). My wife’s is silver and cubic zirconia cast as Nenya, Galadriel’s ring from LotR and made by WETA Workshop, who did the movie props ($75).

So much cooler than gold and diamonds => 3 months salary, at least for us.

o.O

AND MY AXE!

some will parse 010 as 10, others as 0o10 == 8

…and that’s me in the fetal position, thanks.

UDP

I’d love to tell you a joke about UDP but I’ll never know if you get it.

Yes, At First Sight.

Edit to add: gave me very Flowers for Algernon vibes.

Do you also wear blood diamonds and eat veal?

Why, do you expect me to wear blood rubies while eating veal, like some prole?

That’s…actually acceptable to me as well. The only problem is we’ll still have highly ambitious sociopaths who want to grab the reins.

That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

-Jeff

jar again

jargon autocowrecked?

Virtual boy

Let’s see some more can-do attitude, mkay?

Thank you for giving me the mental image of Appa as a Buffalo.

But what can you do if your area climate includes 110+ F summers and below 0 winters? Besides moving, that is.

I don’t bet money

I see you’re visiting us from the Fae lands. In that case we’ll wager the memory of your first kiss.

Stick with it. You will find players. Try game nights at you local game/comic/fantasy shop. A lot of schools have a gaming club. Our son has been in one since primary and he is a high school freshman this year (9th year).

Just found Fae Farm today if you’re looking for something similar.

Missing a slot machine or roulette.