starbreaker

Yeah, this is like calling Ghost or the Blue Öyster Cult obscure.

The basilisk can eat my meaty ass. The nerds at LessWrong plagiarized Harlan Ellison’s I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream and they’re too fuckin’ ignorant to realize it.

I strongly suspect that in 1,000 years there will be holy wars fought by Orthodox Jedi vs Reformed Jedi over whether Han Solo fired the first shot at that cantina in Mos Eisley. Not to mention arguments over whether Frodo wore Doc Martins or Chuck Taylors when he simply walked into Mordor for our sins, and never mind that hobbits generally went around barefoot.

And he was nothing without Judas Iscariot. Jesus might have died for our sins, but Judas is still burning for them.

Because From Software games aren’t hard anymore.

Jesus Christ

Not quite.

You might want to watch Double Indemnity instead. But alone. The moral of that movie is, “Why settle for half, ladies, if you can get away with murder and keep it all?”

Meh. It’s your vote. And it doesn’t really matter anyway.

Fuck eyelashes, they’re another annoying “feature” of the human body. Just like making the air and food hole join and be controlled with a flimsy meat flap. Or putting the male g spot in the ass.

All proof that God drinks on the job. And not the good stuff, either.

I doubt that even Wilt Chamberlain has eaten that much pussy.

I just shrugged and decided I didn’t really need to see that music video after all, so I added youtube URLs to /etc/hosts and mapped them to “0.0.0.0”.

I don’t understand your question. Care to clarify?

Only if you’ve been mistaking what you find in the litter box for tootsie rolls.

I automate all of my bill payments. Otherwise, I might forget to pay one or two and end up paying late fees, having service cut off, etc.

My parents were terrible about paying bills on time, and we got evicted at least once before they simply forgot to pay the fucking rent on time.

Before this was possible, I’d sit down on the last day of every month with a stack of envelopes and stamps, and I’d cut the month’s checks so I could drop them in the mail a week ahead of time. Luckily I didn’t actually have to mail the rent check; the landlord lived downstairs.

Honeymoon in New York City. My wife and I get back to our hotel after seeing Wicked on Broadway with the original cast. Our suitcase is full of cockroaches. They heard my wife screaming twelve floors down.

Might be nice for comics if you’re into that.

If I had known about PocketBook I might not have bothered with my Kobo. But my Kobo Elipsa is nice.

Homophones are a bitch. I know a guy who insists that “Except” is a German speed metal band.

How about you vote for yourself? Who else can you trust to represent you if not yourself?

PSL are a bunch of losers. They can’t even win local elections, let alone put any of their people in state or Federal offices.