Good news, the rule didn’t stop Anne Bonny, Mary Read and the like, so set sails to plunder!

Rule 6: No girls allowed. Also true in some cases.

My favorite “kids have always been kids” moment in history is Iddin-Sin’s letter to his mom, bitching about how he “has nothing decent to wear” and “whose fault is that really”.

“What do you mean there’s another dude who’s called BajaBootyBlast?”

Thanks, I hate it!

Preach!

You don’t have to imagine, Josh Brolin has you covered!

Relevant Justin McElroy rant that’s been living rent free in my head ever since I’ve seen it.