Apropos of nothing, I read a post claiming that the phonetic pronunciation of “ChatGPT” in France translates to “Cat I farted.” So I used Google Translates audio and sure enough, “ChatGPT” and “Chat j’ai pété” sound nearly identical when piped through the app’s audio feature.
…and that’s how I became a walking encyclopedia of mostly useless facts.
Mine then sits there with the timer at 00:01 until I press the Stop/Reset button yet again, like some sort of animal.
The AI ate my homework.
Anything is better than the vile brew produced by a coffee pod machine.
That expression. “Don’t worry ladies, there’s enough of ol’ Skeeter to go 'round.”
I now own a Browntooth speaker.
Apart from everything else, that’s a great headline pun.
The first spam email was sent in 1978. It’s been downhill since.
Lemon-scented Roundup® is tasty and nutritional, too!
Well, you know what they say about men with big feet: large socks. </shitpost>
“Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot.” Emrys Freud, Sigmund’s duller brother.
Psst, covfe.fe is available. Pass it on.
Ah yes, good old dependency.
You’re the real MVB
When he shook Chief Justice Roberts’ hand and said “Thank you,” after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a “Great job, here’s your severance check, bu-bye now” kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.
Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn’t move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg
“Left over-and-under right and pull ends tight, then right loop over-and-under left loop, pull both loops tight” was the way I learned. It’s just the entire ‘letting go then pulling thru’ that broke my brain when I was a little kid. Also, fuck Asics, some of their laces won’t stay tied unless you epoxy the knot.