If you need a scapegoat, you pick one that can’t defend itself as easy.

I’m using this in every language I speak from now on!

Nothng changed.

They don’t do that in my country.

You get a stone with a number carved in it beforehand. You put the stone with the deceased body. Afterwards that stone is in the urn.

Edit: bonus fact, if the person was heavy, their ashes will be too.

Isn’t it their job to teach them then?

This one is a honourable mention, although not a movie, it was much more expensive: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1n8F4uClUU&t=111s&pp=2AFvkAIB

Alternatively if you have a raspberry pi, pi hole. Also blocks all mobile ads and does it network wide.

Sweaty or tryhard

Baking my own bread. I am completely spoiled now and can’t go back to cardboard.

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And their handwriting is better than ours!

To be honest he looks like a fire/electric type gym leader. The hair is usually electric types.

Maybe microwave a bowl of water and some vanilla extract? Not sure if that is more than a temp fix

Love the mixup Linux 10 😂

Same, and I still have “it is I, Ansem. Seeker of darkness…” stuck in my head… It has been 20 years!

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And also “do you always obey the speed limit in your car, and who is your insurance company?” or something among those lines…

Yes but challenging those thoughts with thoughts like these makes them go away. (for me)

Protip: nobody is going to think “look at that weird person calling a waiter!”