well luckily we won’t be asking Mark Zuckerberg to explain it to them in the middle of a court hearing

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60 yrs and many wars later:

“you know maybe I don’t love a capitalist Shah for you. do you think you could maybe try the republic thing again, just so I can compare them? still sell me oil though. don’t not sell me oil, like, ever.”

that sounds a little harder than what I’m trying to pull off. I heard there’s this super secret scumbag lifehack where if an autistic person picks a country different enough from their own, their social symptoms tend to just appear as average immigrant idiosyncrasies.

I’m pretty repulsed by my own country’s culture so I’m hoping I’ll be spared that “grass is always greener” fallacy that tends to befall other expats.

take my energy, blahaj ✊ evolve to your next form

trying to emigrate. I can’t die here this sad and this alone. I’m motivated by self hate and a delusion that since I was happy one time it could happen again

holy damn that’s based. I want on whatever watchlist they put you on

that’s about where I’m at now. take a wild guess why American capitalists are so hung up about increasing birth rates and cutting our health care

it’s been so chill here since I left reddit. I was scared to ask about niche firmware files on a piracy forum but somebody literally just sent me a link.

30 yeah try 50, muchacho. or do you live somewhere sane or something?

mmm yes. a spider which engages in the free market of silk was prevented by socialists from buying silk at a competitive rate. 🧐 that DOES describe what happened here. we should end all public welfare and privatize the justice system.

I was trying to create a homonculus 😔

that too

utterly esoteric 😂 thank you

holy based

Couple of these here 50 states gotta go. I’m annexing them on behalf of Rhode Island. Try to fuckin stop me. Wait does anybody know my powers only work for 48 hours? Cuz otherwise I think I can bluff

my super-ignorant American take:

Pakistan, really really hates India. I hope it can be healed but I don’t know enough to dare saying how. Poor but admirable aspirations at space exploration. Zealous about parenting and proud of their culture. Probably more similar to my own background than a lot of people would feel comfortable admitting.

Qatar, rich from oil deals with America. Corrupt but it’s our fault for lavishing them while we raped the rest of the middle east for plunder. Intolerant but could probably be won over to be less outwardly hateful of new ideas since they’ve tasted wealth and desire to join the international community. The things that their religion makes them hate tend to be things that most other Abrahamic religions also hate, which could be grounds for friendship? I don’t think it works like that but it’s fun to joke.

Americans are pretty racist but these two nationalities get less hate than others. Or would if American’s bothered to learn the difference. Most of us can’t point to Qatar on a map. I hope this was amusing to read.

I have to assume so since other versions that have been “activated” the same way do. Real big shout out to you-know-who, btw. They make Microsoft software viable at all.

2a is for YOUR backyard bean canon. They can take it from my cold dead hands 😵

Woah that’s so neat. Search “dolphin cave” for more info.