

I read that in the voice of Tony the Tiger.
Threeee-y’re Dead!


I read that in the voice of Tony the Tiger.
Threeee-y’re Dead!


Hard to say which one finished them off. Better put both.


Alright, but I’m only going to show you once.


What kind of planet? Little glass planet?


Well a miscarriage is basically an abortion and an abortion is basically a murder.
/s, to be clear, but some people will say that sincerely and in some parts of the world they get to write the law.


That security guard has a tiny head.


I don’t want to hear a single one of you calling others for falling for AI slop ever again.


By all accounts it was someone who didn’t speak English as their first language and described the version as “last” when they meant “latest”.


For all the people on here quick to mock others for being gullible enough to fall for AI-generated slop, this is embarrassing.
If it’s -20°C and the wind isn’t bad you can dress like this no problem, and a thin jacket or even just a hoodie is fine.


𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧™ it’s what we drink™
It’ll be a sad day when we lose such a beautiful singing voice.
Praise be Hosana.
A dark green '96 Fiat Furtodidati. It was the Frodediidentità special edition, with the extra cupholders.


Rockstar are good at optimising their games. GTA V ran better than GTA IV on the same hardware. I wouldn’t be surprised if GTA VI runs well on the Steam Deck.
In the UK we have a chocolate bar called the Star Bar - it’s a LOT like a Boost - and it kinda has the same shape. I honestly thought it was a typo at first and I was like, “the fuck have Cadbury’s changed now?”.
I’ve been in cafés where the food is being crawled all over by bees or wasps. It’s usually a good sign because it means the food is full of ingredients they’re attracted to, and they keep flies away.
Just stare unblinking at a clock. When it suddenly jumps forwards several hours subtract the difference. Easy.
Doesn’t work when crossing time zones or during daylight savings transitions.
Yeah, that’s the definitely-not-costal city to the north-west of the also-definitely-not-costal city of Chicago, right?